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'Todd, that was the fourth girl named Rachael you broke up with. Stop this Rachael profiling.'

Bear Costume

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Say it with flowers

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Romantic Tree Carving

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Movies through the decades.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Man and woman

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab