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Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

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'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Hillary Clinton