Gym Story Sharer Mugs

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Exercising

Exercise now!

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.