Gym Story Sharer Mugs

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercise now!