As you can see your contract could be cancelled in the first 10 minutes or after hell freezes over and the Madame Tussaud's of Satan's army storm the citadel of heaven
Gym Manager Mugs
Find a humorous or motivational mug perfect for your gym manager. A great way to start their day with a smile and a reminder of their fitness passion.
Steps Class
"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."
Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!
Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.
"With a little fiscal stimulation..."
"First, I'd like to know what arrangements your company has for flexitime!"
'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'
Superhero training.
'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
Muscles
"This feels like an accomplishment."
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
On the back of the t-shirt...
"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."
"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."
"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"
'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'
Bodybuilder pumping himself up.
'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'
"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."
Where Skim Milk comes from.
Bench Press Accident
"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"
"OK, ready to go again?"
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
"We're exclusively delts."
Biceps, muscles and brawn
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