Gym Manager Mugs

As you can see your contract could be cancelled in the first 10 minutes or after hell freezes over and the Madame Tussaud's of Satan's army storm the citadel of heaven

Steps Class

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

"With a little fiscal stimulation..."

"First, I'd like to know what arrangements your company has for flexitime!"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Superhero training.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It's true: no more burpees."