Guy Fawkes Day T-Shirts

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Dog in Daisys

"We're odd looking but just as good."