Gutter Giggles Mugs

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Beginning Yarder.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Yard Sale

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'Where are you going?'

Balding gnomes

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'