Gutter Ball Experts T-Shirts

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Bowling ball head.

Dustbin monster.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

Buried Rubbish

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

We're with the gutter cleaning service.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Demolition Crew

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."