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'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

Buried Rubbish

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Demolition Crew

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'Oh my, your gutters do need a good clean...'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'