Gut Feeling Guru Pillows

Indicators - "Sorry, Crossley, I'm not happy - I can feel it in my bones."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Tour de Frank"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Please don't kill me."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Congratulations on the new you!

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

"Carpe pizza"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Have you been working out?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'