Guru Of Quotes Mugs

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare Street

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Live, laugh, love

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

'Life is too short to be little.'

Quotes from Chairman Bernanke.

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

'You complete me!'

Jeanne Moreau: 'Age does not protect you from love, but love...protects you from age.'

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'