Collects Quotes Mugs

As I got older I became like a good mystery story: full of wrinkles.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Oh, this old thing?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Shakespeare Street

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Larry's Literary Market

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'