Gurl Boss Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"He likes it."

Daisy Diaper Service

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"The Momfia"

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Mom's The Boss

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

"Smug and complacent beats young and enthusiastic when you're the boss."

Dog Food Co.

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

Whatever

Batmanager

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

'I'm not saying that "women-run" businesses are perfect....'

Men scale a mountain going after a woman.

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

'Okay, so if I'm able to empty this beer can with one gulp and then squash it with one hand, you'll be willing to work overtime today. Deal?'

'I may not know a lot about art, but I know how to blog about it.'

"Mrs. Van Lewis-Smythe, third wife of your chairman of the board..."

"You say it's a man's world. Well in that case you can clean it!"

'Need I remind you who is boss here?'

'He's my kind of guy. Tall, dark, handsome and manageable.'