Gunnery Sergeant Mugs

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'At ease, soldier.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Verbal Orders

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'...and this is the Mess.'

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."

Banting in the Yeomanry

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Sergeant Stripes

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Beer Sergeant.