Gunfight Re-enactor Mugs

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Warrior Woman

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

The Use of Cavalry

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

England.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Out of Court Settlement

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Battle.

'Shall we call it a draw?'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

La Fille du Regiment

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'