Gunfight Re-enactor Mugs

Warrior Woman

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

The Use of Cavalry

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Out of Court Settlement

England.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

Grim Reaper and the 7th

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Shall we call it a draw?'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Battle.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

La Fille du Regiment

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Injured soldier receives first aid.