Gun Rights Activist Gifts

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Hunting Assault Rifle

"I guess it's safe now to pry the gun from his cold, dead hands."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

'From my cold, dead hands!'

Texas Gun Laws

America, are we learning anything?

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Arizona In Black

American blood

Scars and Bars

'Lessons have been learned.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

A new factor now coming between?

Bleeding flag...

'Don't worry, the one thing he won't do is bite.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Never shoot straight up.'

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

Odessa,Texas

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOOTING

'So - when you say we need to deal with mental health instead of gun control what do you have in mind? Some government agency that would decide who's crazy and round 'em up?'

'Oh, boy! You don't need a license OR a brain to buy one!'

New Gun Legislation Ahead.

"We're surrounded. Obama requests back up on gun control."

Social studies.

"Oh my God! It's Goldie lock stock and two smoking barrels"

Arguments in favor of gun control: Each magazine holds up to 30 reasons. . . Firing rate: 650-750 reasons per minute.