Gun Debate Guru Pillows

New Gun Laws

"Very fine people on both sides."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

American blood

(Beware of the dog)

"See. . .? We did do something."

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.

Bleeding flag...

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

Donald Trump

'Don't worry, the one thing he won't do is bite.'

THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOOTING

'Look out, he has a gun!'

A bee is fired from a gun.

'So - when you say we need to deal with mental health instead of gun control what do you have in mind? Some government agency that would decide who's crazy and round 'em up?'

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

'Obama's trying to create the impression we're awash in guns! It's a conspiracy!!!'

New Gun Legislation Ahead.

"We're surrounded. Obama requests back up on gun control."

Arguments in favor of gun control: Each magazine holds up to 30 reasons. . . Firing rate: 650-750 reasons per minute.

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

US Mass shootings are aided by lax gun laws passed by GOP governors.

"Who, me...? I'm your replacement."

Another Senseless Shooting.

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

Teachers can go armed in Florida

"I'm addicted to these things."

Fully Automatic Weapon.

NRA and Congress

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

Another Shooting

"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."