Gun Debate Commentator Pillows

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"Very fine people on both sides."

(Beware of the dog)

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

A bee is fired from a gun.

'Look out, he has a gun!'

'Obama's trying to create the impression we're awash in guns! It's a conspiracy!!!'

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."

At the NRA lounge.

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

New Rudy/Old Rudy.

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

Beware Of The Dog Owner

"A gun... Really!"

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

Hunting Assault Rifle

"I said back off. . ."

Grim Statue of Liberty

"Fire...aim...ready."

Beware of dog whose head has been replaced with a large caliber hand-gun

Richard Burr N.C.

"Stand back! I'm a member of congress!"

"For those relaxed moments between seething rage, this military assault rifle comes with a removable cup holder and built-in phone charger."

Lost Biblical Moments, #847