Gumball Guru Prints

Snail Gumball Machine.

Tartine

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Exercise Class

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The trim reaper

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'What are you eating now?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Quiz Night...

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Holiday Aerobics.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'