Gumball Guru Prints

Snail Gumball Machine.

Tartine

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Muscles

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Exercise Class

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The trim reaper

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"welcome man cave."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'What are you eating now?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Quiz Night...

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"