Gull Lover Prints

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Bubble gum leaves

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'Tarzan'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

Slug Hospitals

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

'Let's get nuts.'

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"