Gulf War Historian Gifts

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Archival Warfare

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

The unknown war poet.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

The USA...

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

American Bombs

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Progress?

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

The Red Baron meets his match.

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

US strike on Syria.

The Jerry Scarer

Chilcot's report and the blood of martyrs