Guitar-strumming Rebel T-Shirts

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

The No No No's

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Australian punk

Joan Jett

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'