Guitar-strumming Rebel T-Shirts

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

The No No No's

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Australian punk

Lou Reed

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'