Guitar Shredders Pillows

Musical Mestizo.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

New music conference

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"Shred the plank."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Houdini's infancy.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Tom Waits.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Rock on!

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Cat Heaven.'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"