Guitar Shredders Pillows

Musical Mestizo.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

"Shred the plank."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Houdini's infancy.

Shredder.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Bill Haley

Eddie Van Halen.

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

Tom Waits.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Rock on!

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

'Cat Heaven.'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'