Guilty Juggler Of Chores T-Shirts

'I know I shouldn't use it as a babysitter but it's the only way I can get any housework done.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Brickie's Mate

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"Time to do it in!"

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

Overworked

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

In and Out Trays

Accounting: In/Ouch