Guilt-ridden Reveler Pillows

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

Dads.

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

We are 50 going on 15...

Data entry will make surgeries longer.

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

Sir Lancelot. Sir Rants-A-Lot.

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'

Happy New Year 2017

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

Gay celebration.

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."

Nothing. What? Stop looking at me like that. Nothing happened. HOJ. Absolutely nothing! You've sniffed me out. I'll come clean. This should be good.

Thrift: Celebrate new year economically

"Christmas is like a day at work? You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit."

"I'm not a believer anymore. I just come for the optics."

'My other car is electric. . . honest!'