Guilt Nugget Maker Mugs

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Nerd tryouts.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I'm a monster."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Thank you for not droning on about the English

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"...These are chicken nuggets."

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

A Cross-dresser.

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

"Of course ... I was a lot younger 50 years ago."

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

Why, this isn't even fool's gold, these here are chicken nuggets!

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

"I'm going to be perfectly blunt with you, Mike. It's your nuggets."

"Man! I hate to think of what the collective guilt adds up to around here!"