Guilt-free Giver Mugs

"You know very well what subscription forms."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Chocs away.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

The four major food groups.

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Blood Donor

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

Thanks And Giving.

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

'Spare change.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

Weight Loss Cheat.

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.