Guilt-free Freezer Warrior Pillows

"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."

Ice fisher.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Snow is falling...

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I'm going in."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Noah's fridge

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Dumping Fridges.

Global Warming.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Heartache in the refridgerator.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'