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"You broke the window, huh?"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

La Tour 2007.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'

Rashomon of West 84th Street

Introducing...Superegoman!

Gene doping in sport.

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

"Relax, Ms. Jones. I'm just X-raying this gift from my brother-in-law to see if I should re-gift it."

'I'm just sorting through the latest job applications now.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

Newspaper Redundancies Reporter in empty office.

'Danae says her room is now a think tank for B.O.S.S. . . .a lobby bent on ridding the world of boys.'