Guidelines Interpretation T-Shirts

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Federal Guidelines

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

"I'll be happy to give you innovative thinking. What are the guidelines?"

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

Great coaching is about sharing an understanding of where your coachee is trying to get to...

Falls at work.

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Don't forget, this way up!

"God bless you. Now, put on your bloody mask!"

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

"We've met before, you were on my left shoulder once more."

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

Coronavirus Flag of the OMS

Gurus charging for second opinions.

'You're wrong!...Rules are not just rough guidelines.'

45% of GPs Ignore Nice Hypertension Guide.

Maybe you should have called them "The Ten New Year's Resolutions" --- that way they might have lasted at least a couple of weeks.

Cummings Road Trip