Guideline Guru T-Shirts

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'You're wrong!...Rules are not just rough guidelines.'

'I said, if you'd broken the law, I could get you off - but you violated a federal guideline.'

Falls at work.

Don't forget, this way up!

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

Cummings Road Trip

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Musical genres

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Inventor of Morse Code

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"I want to be a Jockey."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"I'll be happy to give you innovative thinking. What are the guidelines?"

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Career Guidance Office '...then again, what do I know; look where I work.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'