Guideline Watchdog Prints

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Donald Trump

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

EU Deal

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'