Guideline Gurus Prints

Flyfishing for dummies.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

"I'll be happy to give you innovative thinking. What are the guidelines?"

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Scolding

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

Career Guidance Office '...then again, what do I know; look where I work.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

"My philosophy is to sell advice not follow it!"

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

"Er...Can you remind me of the offside laws officer?"

Falls at work.

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

Pick Your Own

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

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