Government Guideline Guru Prints

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Cat Reunion

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Government and Opposition

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

New World Orders

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Taking Back The Government.

New Improved I.R.S.

House vs. Senate

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

'Congratulations son. A term or two in Congress is excellent preparation for a career as a lobbyist.'

Outside the White house a sign says At noon today our spokesman will discuss the administration's 'Iraq military strategy du jour'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency