Government Guideline Guru Prints

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Cat Reunion

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Sybil Obama

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Government and Opposition

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

New World Orders

Taking Back The Government.

House vs. Senate

New Improved I.R.S.

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

Backdate

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Outside the White house a sign says At noon today our spokesman will discuss the administration's 'Iraq military strategy du jour'