Guest Speaker Mugs

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"Please welcome Doctor Simpkins, author of 'Good Posture: The Key to Power and Wealth."

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"I don't believe in affirmations. I believe in confirmations. The money you've paid me to be here confirms that I am awesome."

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Since we couldn't get Commander Hadfield to talk on space, let's welcome Hazmat Mike to talk mould!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Campaign for Plain English

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Inclusive speech

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Dialogue

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."