Guest Lists Prints

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'Brew?'

List making as therapy.

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

To do list

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

'Surprise!'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

A surprise visit

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

'Thank you for folding up the sleeper sofa, Dear. Have you seen Mother?'

"Please welcome Doctor Simpkins, author of 'Good Posture: The Key to Power and Wealth."