Guest Lists Prints

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

List making as therapy.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'Brew?'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

To do list

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Surprise!'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

A surprise visit

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

'Thank you for folding up the sleeper sofa, Dear. Have you seen Mother?'

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'