Guardian Spirit Enthusiast Mugs

"Good dog!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Guide fish.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Bleak House

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Your angel is always with you

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

The Great Escape

Hell's Bells Whisky

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'You're too aggressive.'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

War Exercise.

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

"Try twenty-three left."