Guardian Spirit Enthusiast Mugs

"Good dog!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Guide fish.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Bleak House

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Your angel is always with you

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

'You're too aggressive.'

Hell's Bells Whisky

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

The Great Escape

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

War Exercise.

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

"Try twenty-three left."

"My problem is my watch has stopped at drink o'clock."