Guardian Spirit Admirer Prints

Your angel is always with you

"This place has the best happy hour."

Skeleton playing fetch.

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Rogue elephant

Dairy Devil

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Good dog!"

'Hold on... If you're not dead who's skull is this?'

"God must have been very pleased."

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

'You're too aggressive.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.