Guardian Spirit Admirer Prints

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

Your angel is always with you

"This place has the best happy hour."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Rogue elephant

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Dairy Devil

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"You dressed!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"Look! It's iron man!"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Good dog!"

'Hold on... If you're not dead who's skull is this?'

"God must have been very pleased."

'You're too aggressive.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.