Guardian Angel Collector Pillows

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Angel playing music

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Your angel is always with you

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

Bag for Life Collection Point.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

"Try twenty-three left."

Christmas 2020

Always look for your angel.

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"Some guy brought me this little origami angel. I think it was a bribe, but it's cute."

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

"Spoiler alert!"

Always remember... the roadside signs are there for a reason!

'I'm your guardian angel, and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."