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'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Your angel is always with you

US Camouflage School

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

Cloud Hang

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

"Try twenty-three left."

What? Why the heck not?

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"I'll show you that you DO have a wonderful life, George. I'm your guardian angelfish.

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"Great, just my luck."

The training halo...

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."