Guard Dog Wannabe T-Shirts

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"He's a guard dog."

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

(Beware of the dog)

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Beware the Cat

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware of Dogs

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'Hopefully I'll grow into the dog...'

Make my day.

'He's always on heightened alert.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

'But couldn't you leave the ends of the stitches a little shorter...'

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'

'Relax! It's you!'

'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'

Seeing Eye Dog at the Optician

'I just heard about this dumb rabies, and I'm terribly worried.'

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

'Thank you for believing in me.'

"If you ever have any problems Mrs Wimslow, you'll find my Colin very approachable."