Guard Dog Trainer T-Shirts

'Okay, I'll take the first shift. Where are the other two dogs?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog yoga

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Dog Dreams