Grumpy Holiday Goer Mugs

A Christmas Carl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

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Christmas Presents.

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Santa Claws...

The Devil's advocaat.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Grumpy Old Men

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Blackmail is such an ugly word...Don't you agree?

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."