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'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Cat and fishing instruction

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"You know very well what fish!"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Catching flying fish!'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

No Fear.

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Fishing

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Fishing from a Fish

A Disgorger

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'