Grumpiness Connoisseur Mugs

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Grumpy old merry men.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Cheer up...'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Grumpy Old Men

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

I HATE STUFF

Uncle Murray Weekly

"You're still grumpy. See if you can get a refund on that Happy Meal."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"