Grumbling Champion Mugs

...we've started a 'grumbling about interest rates' account.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

Old Man Journal

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Grumpy Old Men

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

A Grumble Bee

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"It's Monday."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin.

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

The Israelites begin to grumble.

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

Middle aged people are often very grumpy.