Grudging Gadget User Mugs

Grandma's caf

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Fur Baby

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Automatic swing machine

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'