Grudging Gadget User Mugs

Grandma's caf

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Fur Baby

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Automatic swing machine

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."