Growth Ponderer Mugs

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Highschool sign.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Baxter finally gets a life

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

Formula.

"I prefer your early pieces."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

Trumped

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Quiz

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

The swamp of adolescence

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

"What if this is all there is?"