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"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"

"This covfefe sandwich you brought over sure is tasty."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

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"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Peter

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'