Growing Up Navigator Prints

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

Already self-conscious wearing a bra for the first time, Doris couldn't help but feel everyone was staring at her.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

You Know You're Old When...

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'