Grout Gladiators Prints

Woman in desperate need of a plumber.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

Hear me, Graduates!

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Waiting for the results.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Football Blockers.

Monster chariot races

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

You Don't Know What It's Like