Grade Gladiator Prints

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Waiting for the results.

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Yes, it's report card time again."

'I've just accessed your school records. You have a lot of nerve complaining about my grades.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Minorities have it sooo easy. They show up at school, study hard, do all their work, and get good grades."

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

"Mistakes were made."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Hear me, Graduates!

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Football Blockers.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Power Point Hell